Deno 2.0

🚀 Buckle up, tech enthusiasts, for we're about to take a dive with Nathan Bunney into the world where JavaScript and TypeScript have found a new playground - Deno 2.0! Is it ready to take the main stage, or is it still rehearsing in the wings? Let's find out!
🌟 What's the Buzz About Deno 2.0?
Security First: We'll explore Deno's famous sandbox environment. Remember, in Deno, it's "You shall not pass!" unless explicitly permitted. No more sneaky file system access; here, permissions are king!
TypeScript Out-of-the-Box: Love TypeScript? Well, Deno 2.0 treats it like royalty. No setup, just type away with native support. But, does this make it the TypeScript haven we've all dreamed of?
NPM Compatibility: Ah, the sweet sound of compatibility. Can we now run our beloved npm packages without rewriting the entire universe? Let's see if Deno 2.0 truly bridges the gap or if it's just flirting with Node.js.
The New Key-Value Store - Deno KV: Imagine a world where your server doesn't need to phone a friend (aka external databases) for every little thing. Is Deno KV the hero we didn't know we needed?
Performance & Optimization: They say it's faster, but by how much? We'll look under the hood and see if Deno 2.0's engine purrs or roars in the race against Node.
Deploying in the Wild: Deno Deploy - serverless at the edge, but is it as edgy as it sounds, or just another cloud in the sky? We'll discuss if it's the deployment dream or just a dreamy deployment.
🎤 What to Expect:
A deep dive into features with more than just a hint of sarcasm and humor.
Live demos where things might just work... or spectacularly not.
Q&A session where no question is too silly, especially if it's about why Deno is named after a dessert.
🍿 Why You Should Attend:
Because you're curious if Deno 2.0 is indeed "Ready for Prime Time" or if it's still in its awkward teen phase.
To laugh, learn, and maybe even lament over the trials of modern JavaScript runtimes.
Network with fellow explorers of the new, the shiny, and the slightly quirky side of web development.
📅 When: Sooner than Deno 3.0 but definitely after your coffee break.
📍 Where: A place with good WiFi - because, ironically, we might need to stream some Node.js content for comparison.
Join us as we navigate through the cosmos of Deno 2.0, asking the big question: Is it ready to replace your Node.js setup, or should it wait for the next season?
Remember, in the universe of runtime environments, not all who wander are lost, but they might be looking for better performance. See you there, where we'll either herald Deno 2.0 as the next big thing or send it back to the rehearsal room! 🌌✨