Raccoon Sky Pirates RPG - Raccoons Save Christmas One-Shot

It's Christmas Eve, and Santa has crashed in the junkyard. The sleigh is totaled, the gifts are crushed, and magical reindeer are running around everywhere. Santa is unconscious - you’ve put him up in the old Ford Country Squire station wagon to recover. In the meantime, someone has to save Christmas!

However, you are a raccoon: a chittering, baggy-pants, ring-tailed burglar. A filthy bandit. A chaos gremlin. You and your friends have built an implausible floating ship in the junkyard, and tonight you'll fly it across town to the suburbs to save Christmas. Flying a ship takes coordination and discipline. Unfortunately, you’re a bunch of raccoons.

Together, you'll navigate the treacherous neighborhoods, find a ripe, free-standing house with cable internet, leave a "gift" for each of the residents (without waking them up), and fend off the Neighborhood Watch - all while trying not to explode!

In this game, you and your friends play raccoons. You live in the junkyard, which is full of wonderful trash. Yet you are discontent—for you know even better trash is out there. So you invented an implausible floating ship out of parts from the junkyard, then hatched a risky scheme to fly through suburbia by night in search of treasure. This game is meant to be light in tone, with slapstick violence escalating to madcap antics. The X-Card will be used. http://tinyurl.com/x-card-rpg

Things To Bring
• Pencils
• Paper
• Dice (d12 and other polyhedrals)
• Feedback (https://bit.ly/2ElXyiw)
• Imagination
As with all our games, No Experience Necessary!

Please join us afterwards for food!