D&D (5e) - Welcome to the Party, Pal! One-Shot

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'Twas a little past noon in snowy Wonderfell, You're drinking CheerBeer, and feeling quite well.
'Yule Be Shitfaced'- with it's fires burning gay 'Tis the bar at the inn you've chosen to stay
Six friends sing and laugh-celebrating the year, The promise of adventure is what brought you here.
When all of a sudden, in crashes a poop! He seems quite frightened, stepping in off the stoop
"Hidey Ho! Fuck Me. I just barely made it..." Coughing and heaving, his life force has faded...
"It's Santa!" He gasps, "He's gone- been replaced!" "Tis why I've come here, to Yule Be Shitfaced.'"
Seems you've a quest, if the poo's words ring true, He approaches the table, so what do you do...?

Mr. Hankey was popping in to check on Santa before Christmas when he discovered that everyone in Santa's Keep seemed to be acting strangely. By hiding in Santa's toilet, he overheard a conversation and discovered that Santa had been kidnapped and replaced by the vampire, Hans Von Gruber! He disguised himself as Mr. Claus and plans to use children's letters to Santa as invitations into their homes, as vampires can only enter when invited. On Christmas day, (in a week) he will make every child in the Realm into his spawn!

Silly pregenerated characters provided, such as: Rudolf (Tiefling Fighter/Bard), Yukon Cornelius (Dwarf Barbarian/Bard), Hermy (Elf Rogue), Bumble (Yeti Monstrosity), The Grinch (Dark Elf Ranger), & Cindy Loo-Who (Halfling Sorcerer). Or bring your own character. Character creation guidelines: 3rd level. Standard array or point buy. Average HP per level. Standard starting equipment or maximum starting gold for your class +500 GP. 1 uncommon magic item or 2 uncommon expendable items subject to DM approval. If you're able to flavor your character or magic item(s) with a holiday theme, you'll get a bonus!

This adventure is rated R and the X Card will be used.

Things To Bring
• Pencils
• Paper
• Dice (polyhedrals)
• Feedback (https://bit.ly/2ElXyiw)
• Imagination
As with all our games, No Experience Necessary!