Playhouse Square:Life of Pi(pronounced Pie,NOT pee).Please Pay Pi by Dec 6-Yeah!

I never met anyone who didn’t appreciate getting or giving a little bit or even a lotta-bit of inspiration, encouragement, and empowerment. In other words, even when the shittake mushrooms hit the fan, you must never give up. You may even surprise yourself of how much strength you have, especially when help is right beside you.

OK, that’s as much of a hint as you will get. For those of you want more details, you can check here: https://www.playhousesquare.org/events/detail/life-of-pi?gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4P_cmYXViQMVwDYIBR2p2Cd6EAAYASAAEgICxvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.

BUT - and that’s a very big BUTT: don’t give up the surprise for people who like to be surprised. Like moi, for example. I like surprises in fact, I love surprises I love surprises so much that I love to be surprised about surprises and sometimes I love to be surprised about surprises about surprises about surprises about surprises.

AnyWho, we will meet between 6:45 and 7:20 in front of the Will Call. You will see me, and all of my glorious Theatre Regalia which you will also be in- I repeat-you will see me and all of my glorious theater regalia - which YOU WILL ALSO BE IN— holding a pocket full of tickets for everyone -so do not worry about going to the ticket booth yourself.

I will be there and I will collect them ALL from Will Call myself in one giant —what looks like —hand of gin rummy or strip poker, whichever you prefer. Remember I wear lots of layers so you will see nothing 🤣

And I will hand these tickety tickets out between 6:45 and 7:20. Remember Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory and those golden tickets? Yes it will be like that.

From there, you can mosey on into the thester with your ticket and sit your theater - dress coded- Hiney down on your Throne. Our group will be very, very close to each other. Don’t worry I know you will miss me if you are not sitting in my proximity, but it’s OK. I will spread my energy everywhere like a butter knife full of peanut butter.

Should you run late i.e. after 7:20, “I will leave the tickets at Will Call and then all you say to them is “hello. I am here to pick up my Cleveland Eastside fun AlexAndria tickets. I am late. Please help me and find my group.”

Cost: $53.80

Telephone Max (ticket sales executive) at 216-640-8685 between 2:00 pm and 5:00 pm Monday - Friday and pay over the phone with a credit card. I was able to secure a discount, but they were not able to establish a link.

 I have already worked with the theater to put our seats in close proximity. Nobody will be sitting by themselves. We are in groups of 10 or four or six etc. etc.. Please do not worry about picking a seat. I have already done that for us I have picked section and once I give you your magical ticket you can then fix anywhere you want in those sections I will show you don’t worry I have figured it out for everyone. All you have to do is come and enjoy.

^^^Important^^^: deadline to pay and secure your Hiney throne: by no later than December 6

Afterwards, if people are up for it, we can go for coffee, dessert, wine, and other Yum Yums at a nearby restaurant.

Prepare to be wowed by a stunning performance full of beautiful imagery - so gorgeous that you may believe that you were actually IN the performance. Should you feel like that, tell the person next to you to immediately put a little string around your teeny tiny pinky finger and hold onto you tight- because you can NOT get on stage. I do not want your grand finale to entail us posting your bail!🤣

So put on your theater clothes, fit your feet into some uncomfortable shoes, open your hearts and get ready for some fun!