Booze and Bad Movies

"Earth: Out-numbered, Out-monstered, Out-done."

Come and celebrate Godzilla's 70th birthday with the 50th Anniversary movie Godzilla: Final Wars. This movie is packed with almost all of the Toho's Kaijus, an Earth Defense Force full of mutants, and an alien invasion. I could go more into this plot, but it is a movie where you should be seeing it with almost zero knowledge.

This film is Rated PG-13 for:
*Humans, mutants and aliens fighting
*Having the most naughty words in a Godzilla movie.
*Badass designs of Godzillla's most ruthless opponents.
*Upsetting Mothra scene

Fun fact: If you turn on the English Subtitles while watching the Movie in English you get two different stories.

"He's Home... But He's Not Alone."

The fifth movie in the Silent Night Holy Night series, moves from Killer Santas and Sex Insect Cults (4th movie) to Killer Toys. From the mind of
Martin Kirosser and Brian Yuzna comes a Christmas tale for the ages. A young boy watches his father die horribly from a random present he brought into the house. Now traumatized he meets Mickey Rooney who is making some very suspicious toys.

This film is Rated R for:
*Fire Poker Impalement
*Larva traveling someone's head
*Death by Toy Tank
*Humping robot
*Walking in on your parent's having sex

Fun fact: Mickey Rooney wrote a letter of protest against the first film stating that the "scum" who made it should be "run out of town" for having sullied the sacredness of Christmas, but he co-starred in this fifth installment in the gory horror series. Rooney even dresses up as Santa Claus in the film's climax.