They just agreed to give the nuclear codes back to some orange jackass, and some guy from Youtube just beat Mike Tyson. I don't believe in parallel universes, but if they exist, we were very unlucky to be chosen to live through this one. Hopefully we will have better luck winning the lottery.
Jackpot is $70 Million, hope we win.

The rules are simple. Join this event before the draw date, and if the ticket in the photos section below wins, I will split the winnings with everyone who joins this Meetup, 100% free of charge. You will never under any circumstances be required to pay any money towards the ticket purchase, I got you covered. No skill testing question or further action required. There is no online video chat or anything of the sort, just click attend and that's it. I will then check the lottery ticket the next morning and post if it is a winner.

i.e. If 10 people join and the Jackpot is 25 million, then 25 million divided by 10 = 2.5 Million dollars each.
If 25 people join then $25 million divided by 25 = $1 Million dollars each. etc.

By joining this event, you are agreeing to the following terms and conditions.

* Must be at least 18 years of age to join.
* If you click "Not Going", I will make fun of you in the comments section for doing so, and then move you to "Going".
* 1 Member per household or family.
* 1 Person per Meetup account.
* Must currently be living within the Guelph area no more than 100km away from Guelph.
* Any winnings under $1000 will go towards buying more tickets, or towards payment of the Meetup fees required to run Get Out In Guelph. Any free tickets won will be played at a later date in as a separate event. You will be required to also join the later event if you wish to participate.
* In the unlikely event we win the Jackpot, then surely there will be legal costs that may come up. Also, I'm sure at least one asshole will try to sue us. They won't win, but who can blame them for trying? For that reason, $1 Million of the amount will be set aside for a period of one year. After a year, all or the remaining of it will be split equally among the members.
* If we win, you will have 90 days to collect your share of the money from the date we win, at the time and location in Guelph chosen by me. If you haven't collected your money by then, I will either keep it, donate it to charity, or set it on fire (my choice).

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