Great Combo Xmas Partee & Gift Exchange

Its time for tha annual turkey buffet and great gift exchange....
And thanks to our
lameduck pm....justin....
for removing the 5%gst on our buffet....way to go asshole...
Now what about that stupid carbon tax.....?

Rules:
1. No first timers....u must have come to at least 2 previous events to attend this one special event.
Strictly enforced! Strictly.
2. You must answer the question:
Yes i m having the turkey buffet @ 24.95....
Or
No i m having something else off the menu
3. You need to bring 1 to 20 wrapped presents of things u no longer need....want....or havent paid for....
4. Have fun....try the proseco!

Yes....its time for that annual event that we share with those tarot people...
And....as much fun as last year s prison cafeteria experience was.....
we re changing things up this year to a civilian style turkey with all the fixins buffet...
Make sure you answer yes ifn you want the buffet and no if not...

And....as usual...bring one or more wrapped presents for the great gift exchange and sing along.
The sing along is conditional on how much grigio alix has had that day....

Plus....many of you are asking...
If i get the bag o crickets this year must i eat them right away or can i save them for later....or possibly exchange them next week...?
Answer: Maybe

So....one guest allowed
Come early for the 2 parking spots...