Chasing Monkeys: A Meditation & Philosophy Adventure

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Calling all overthinkers, zen-seekers, and anyone whose brain feels like a bunch of hyperactive monkeys on espresso! Ever tried to meditate only to end up debating the meaning of life... with yourself? Then this event is for you.

Join us for Chasing Monkeys, where we’ll dive into meditation techniques, swap philosophical ideas, and try to gently herd our runaway thoughts back to the present moment (because hey, if Socrates can question everything, so can we, right?).

Expect:

• Guided Meditation: Because sometimes you need someone to remind you to breathe...and not think about your laundry list.
• Monkey Mind Philosophizing: Let’s chat about life’s biggest questions. What is happiness? Is it achievable without WiFi? And is a hotdog really a sandwich?
• Brain Breaks & Snacks: I realized that people really did think I was going to make tea. I won't. But you are welcome to bring your own beverages and snacks.

Bring your curiosity, leave your worries (and that mental monkey circus) at the door, and let’s see if we can quiet those pesky primates in our minds for at least five minutes.

Disclaimer: No actual monkeys involved. Only the ones in your head.