Group Exercise at Planet Fitness every Monday

After working out semi-consistently from 2000 to 2020 at over 10 different gyms, I can confidentially declare that Planet Fitness is the absolute best choice for MOST people (the rich and serious lifters excluded), and it only took my entire life to discover it.
I will exercise at Planet Fitness Bloomfield Hills every Monday from around 4:30 to 6:30, then organize (encouraging people to meet up with me and consider performing) and perform stand-up comedy in Ferndale, New Way Bar, every evening starting at 7.

I can’t tell you how much easier the workouts become when you’re focused on perfecting your comedy routine. It’s kinda like karaoke, except you’re also WRITING the dang song!

Now this is the most important part by far, so I’m saving it for last and burying it beneath these unimportant rambling stream-of-consciousness words to punish those who can’t be bothered to read the full description of an event they’re attending for the first time. (Did I just say the quiet part out loud?) In no way will I guarantee I’ll be there every single Monday, and I refuse to add extra stress to my life. If—and only if—you are at least 90% certain you will actually be showing up to exercise, text me at 248 242 3554. Texting me your name and intent is the ONLY way to rsvp, and the only way to ensure I’ll be there. Feel free to RSVP on MDA if you have any intention at all in joining me, you know, just to inflate the numbers and my ego.
I’m also happy to meet you at your own gym as a guest if it happens to fit into my schedule for the day. I’m self-employed (until I start teaching again this Aug, and yes, the RSVP joke was related to decades of students failing to read simple instructions, and completely serious about punishing those who ignore vital info at their peril) so I’m extremely flexible.