Pittsburgh Santarchy 2024! 15+ magical years!

Pic is of Pittsburgh Santarchy at Randyland!

Official FB Link for SANTARCHY PITTSBURGH 2024
Ho! Ho! Ho! it's time for magical friends exploring over 10+ miles and 11 hours of making lil kids days! Giving Gifts, SINGING CAROLS! Finding out who is Naughty n Nice!
Starting at Pins Mechanical for some silliness and a shot or two...

then Hoffbrau then we turn into magical creatures and do a 10+ mile Culture Jamming Pub Crawl causing Wonder and WTF!
There are Ketchup Points where you make CATCH UP! Santarchists make their own FUN! IN-BETWEEN!
google Santarchy and Santacon. more to come!
Santarchy Pittsburgh 15+ years!

Sat Dec 7th 12 Noon!
Meet at PINS MECHANICAL 407 Cinema Drive
TELL FRIENDS, BE IN COSTUME!
Wear Holidaze costumes (Christmas, Festivus, Kwanza, Chanukah, New Years etc).

MAKE FUN N MERRIMENT! Don't be a JAGOFF!
GIVE GIFTS! nice ones for the kids, dirty n wild for the adults be inventive!
SING CLEAN AND DIRTY CAROLS and other fun songs. Jingle Bells and Mah Num Min Na are examples of clean. We'll have about 20 santarchy songbooks printed, will have songbook link to print santarchy carols rated PG,PG-13,R and XXX by wed before Santarchy!
MAKE SURE YOU EAT! TIP WELL! DON'T BE A JAG!
Take pics with the locals and the Tourists!
do not drink at every bar or you will turn into too magical of a being (A JAGOFF)!
PAY FOR YOUR OWN TRANSPORTATION (T and Incline, Uber, Lyft, taxi, bike Pedi-cabs)
And remember there are HUGE BLANK SPOTS in the Schedule, YOU DO YOUR OWN THING WITH OTHERS AND MAKE THE MAGIC HAPPEN! RED VELVET MAKES THE LOCALS CRAZY! The KETCHUP so we can be a force of Merriment and WTF!
The 4 F*CKS OF SANTARCHY!
Santa doesn't F*CK WITH KIDS, its their Holiday!
Santa doesn't F*CK WITH POLICE, self explanatory!
Santa doesn't F*CK WITH BAR STAFF, self explanatory!
Santa doesn't F*CK WITH SANTARCHISTS, we lift up not down! aka DON'T BE A JAGOFF!
FINAL SANTARCHY SCHEDULE
Santarchy Pittsburgh Ketchup Points! (YOU KETCHUP= CATCH UP! get it?)
12:00pm Pins Mechanical 407 Cinema Dr START OF THIS MESS


HO!
1 pm Sing Carols and GROPE PICTURE 1 at Tree outside of Cheesecake Factory.
4:45pm JACKS 1117 E Carson St to regroup and GROPE PIC 2
6pm Get on Mongahela Incline 1200 West Carson Street
6:20 SHARP FINAL GROPE PICTURE 3 at the Scenic Overlook at the TOP viewing The BURGH!
then explore Shiloh Street
8pm down the incline walk over to the T and take T to Downtown to GATEWAY T STOP!
SING CAROLS ON THE T!
9pm Give Gifts at Ice Skating Rink and then hit Christmas Village in Market Square and Take pics with the Tourists!
10pm 3 Christmas Bars in Market Square Make your own fun!
The Grinch Who Stole Christmas | Barcadia 25 Market Square
Sippin Santa 130 7th St
MIRACLE ON 7TH 130 7th Street
FIND YOUR OWN WAY DAMN WAY HOME! HO!