ZH3 Hash #1607: Cabin Crew, prepare for take-off

Hares are Two Legs One Hole and Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey. Bag drop at Mobility car at Rümlang station. Various On-Ins in the vicinity.

Goooood afternoon passengers, this is your captain speaking. First I'd like to welcome everyone on Hasher Airlines flight 2L1H. We are currently cruising at an altitude of 7666 meters at an airspeed of 666 km/h. The time is 2pm sharp. The weather looks good, thanks to our RA and Copilot Cheesm, and with the tailwind on our side we are expecting to land in Zürich approximately fifteen minutes ahead of schedule. The weather on destination is (hopefully) clear and sunny, with a high of 11 degrees for this afternoon. If the weather cooperates we should get a great view of the airport and the surrounding industry as we descend. The cabin crew will be coming around in about twenty minutes time to offer you a light snack and tons of COLD BEER, and the inflight (porno)movie will begin shortly after that. I'll talk to you again before we reach our destination. Until then, sit back, relax and enjoy the rest of the flight.

Meet at 1:45pm to start at 2:00pm. There will be a charge of CHF5.00 for participating.

Here's what you need to know about the Hash:
• The aim of the hash is to find the beer stop at the end and have fun.
• "True" trail is typically 6-7km.
• The pace within the group varies from dead-slow movers (we call them DFLs) to over-achieving fast runners (we call them FRBs)
• The "hare" cleverly lays the trail so that everyone reaches the end at the same time.
• If you are a slow runner, you will clock around 7kms.
• If you are a quick runner you will clock around 10kms.
• If you are a walker you will be dedicated to the cause, ignore trail and take the shortest route possible to get to the beer.
• There is always a place to deposit your bag and often a place to change.
• There is a charge of CHF5 for participating (and includes beer and snacks).
• If you like fun, drinking and doing something a bit different you will probably enjoy hashing. Humourless people need not apply.

For more about Zürich Hash House Harriers, check out www.zh3.ch ( http://www.zh3.ch/ )

Want to know more about the origins of hashing? follow this link ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hash_House_Harriers )